religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

westeroni:

sketchlock:

genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

Wait I thought everyone was just forced to wear a sheet over their heads.

where do you think they get the sheets bruh.

bed bath and beyond the veil.

Reblogged from *Deep Breath* Fuck It

scissor:

i tried making a funny joke relating to my url but i guess im not cut out for it

Reblogged from *Deep Breath* Fuck It
If they don’t need you, it’s okay. You don’t live for other people.
Kyo, Dir en Grey (via 0666mph)
Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.

spoon-goon-icarus:

swaggiethough:

when you try learning something completely foreign 

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talk dirty to me

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days